Monday, January 31, 2011

What Does It Mean When My Cervix Is Soft And Low?

[Gossip Girl] Danstruck. (3/?)


The Kids are not alright [4x12]


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Scaccia via non-existent dust from his socks dew and then fixed again piece of paper stuck between his fingers perfectly lacquered in purple. FF3. Member. 12/21/10 , it says.

The room is almost empty. There are only two couples and three men with the air of professors of international law, or something like that. Li worthy of any attention just because it is so bored, that also witnessed by the rhythmic beat of his Prada shoes on the carpet of the room of bad cinema.

E 'looking around to see it go down the stairs with a bucket of popcorn. E 'tempted to think that it is his mind to make her a bad joke, but he seems very real, and so is his burnt sienna-colored scarf that, frankly, is not just its color.

The notes while looking at the number on his business, without a row behind her, and thinks that if you really feel the need for a scarf should point to the peacock green, or blue Baltic. Not that I ever considered what colors WOULD BE good to Dan Humphrey, is only his impeccable taste driven by his magnanimity of spirit and the good predisposition that even she has, for several minutes a day, during Christmas, it was ; activated as a reflex.

Dan goes over the line and it rolls the red seats at Walter Reed in search of his place their eyes intersect. He smiles puzzled, she did not bother to reciprocate.

Dan turns the ticket to show physical evidence of what has happened.

"When I asked for a ticket to Venus Noire maybe I should specify that I meant the movie, not that I wanted to sit next the Black Venus"

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And it is obvious that black thing in that it relates to his personality.

'E' to this horror that you must then around your neck, "he says pointing to the scarf with air in horror," Your view is almost Your worst taste "and he smiles a reflex.

"Oh Blair, what are the weapons of mass destruction when we you?" She asks, smiling sarcastically.

"Are you trying to flatter?" Application, not at all touched by his accusation.

"No. It 's very easy to see when I'm trying to flatter. Immediately after you see me choke on my blood, "he says.

"Shut up or I could move me"

"I thought it happened every time you move your jaw in order to lubricate the third eyelid" objects, and she shrugs eyebrows immediately grasp the reference to the crocodiles.

"The room is practically empty," informs him, as if proof were really needed, "I think no one will object if you sit down away from me"

He shrugs, nonprofit, and sits three seats away, placing the bucket on his legs.

She turns to look at him and he returns his gaze, attracted by his eyes.

"Two will be fine," he said referring to the posts. He does not understand immediately and Blair see the seats between them. Dan gets up and scale of a place, and immediately after the lights go out.

Both stare at the screen while the opening credits begin. He extends his arm in his direction holding the bucket of popcorn. Blair looks at him suspiciously for a moment.

"Do not I think I've got nothing to infection by coming here in metro, "he says.

"I do not you can be sure," she says. But grab a small handful of popcorn and he withdrew his arm.

During the film she stretches out his arm and snaps his fingers, and he sighs, leaning his head over his shoulder, and then stretches his arm as she handed her the bucket and take up his handful.

This is repeated three times before he feels the pull on his nose. The sound is so utterly alien that turns to face her. The light is reflected on the screen and sees that his face is scratched. Dan returns to set the screen to not embarrass her but slips a hand into his jacket pocket and pulls out a handkerchief and then hands it to her without saying anything.

Blair pulls him away from his nervous fingers and the warmth that feels dry on the tips of his fingers is nice.

Ten minutes later, Dan notices that she looks at the film stunned, covering his mouth with both hands and slide up to the eyes at times.

'E' was nominated for the 67th Venice Film Festival, "he says, as if it would calm" He had a good criticism, "he adds, seems calm and in contemplating the human horror. Well, of course - she thinks - unfounded he grew up in Brooklyn, probably his neighbor is a trafficker of slaves that rounds with the sale of organs on the black market.

Blair says nothing, but escapes a shrill cry during a scene.

"But maybe we should choose a Best Christmas" he reflected, looking at his watch "In the room next to give French Twist, has started just five minutes" informs "The rivedrei willingly," he says, and she does not believe for a moment because he has the humanitarian spirit and the bad taste to see Venus Noire without giving the stomach, and seemed really interested in the history of the Hottentot Venus.

"If you insist," she replies, as if he was doing a favor and he gets up with a sigh amused by preceding it to the exit.

waits while you wait in line and after mishandles the conductor when he refuses to sell tickets to movies already begun. They lose the first fifteen minutes and he does not check that the place has been assigned, simply follows her and sits two seats away. During the pause between the two times you look at the empty bucket and he gets up from his seat and asked if he wants to pop-corn. When she refuses he sighs and walks away, returning with a bucket size extra-large, so at least it will be a bit 'for him during the movie when you pop your fingers.

Blair smiles in the dark, thinking that no one has ever been so attentive to her.

When the film ends up leaving the cinema without any hurry, and he starts to Starbucks and she follows him. Dan puts in row, Blair remains at his side. When you order your latte great turns to her immediately after ordering a large cappuccino. She bites her lip as distinguished All this time playing on the radio, it means nothing because it imparts is one of the summer hits of the moment, however, thinks that if they were actors in a film that song would be indicative and would have every reason to feel alarmed. But they are not the protagonists of a film, and he does not pay attention to the song.

Dan pay for both and take the glasses, handing her on their way to the exit. He pushed open the door with his shoulder and then crashes with the whole body as she moves on.

Blair stops, taking a sip, not until Dan runs alongside it again and walk again.

He makes some comments on the film's director, she is pleasantly surprised by the plot twist near the end.

He thinks it is the prerogative of European films, she fits perfectly.

It 's almost around midnight and there are only chilled couples and people back home. They should do the same, so he called a taxi and she is raised it does, slipping two fingers in his mouth and whistled. When it puts aside his fear that has not made him laugh, and she asks if he can do it really.

spent fifteen minutes on the back of the taxi with him trying to explain the technique for the whistle, with the Pakistani taxi driver who does not worth a look and feel and appalled by ' idea of the fingers in his mouth.

All the while she tries desperately not to laugh. Do you feel relaxed, at ease, is happy that there is a surge of traffic and try irritation at each green light.

"could have been worse, but it is not the case groped luck" is the greeting of Blair, while down from the taxi, referring to their evening in each other's company. If you try your luck maybe could even be better, and it is a terrifying idea to say the least.

"I agree"

Blair would be greatly relieved by this statement, but it is not.

When she climbs the steps of the taxi is still there, because Dan is asking him to wait until she was inside and as she closes the door he looks up in narrows her eyes and something in his chest.

Later locked in his room, put your fingers in your mouth and try to whistle.

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For a moment when he sees Serena and thinks his luggage at the cinema ticket is still preserved among his things and you feel discomfort.

When asked what he did through fine holiday the first reaction is to put on the defensive.

"Why? What have you heard? "Gossip Girl shaking again the idea that a photo spread of her in a side by side while Dan was holding a cup of white paper with a green label - such as shame, is not successful, perhaps because nothing happened, yet she feels as if everything had changed. It 's in panic, someone should assure her that the world is still spinning in the same direction, which has not done anything terrible even though, she liked be with Dan Oh, God

He feels like he'd just broken a commandment. And it has violated so many with such a lack of interest, which should not weigh so much.

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I see out of the elevator with a leather bag on his shoulder, his coat folded arm and a checkered shirt that puts chills.

"What are you doing here?"

"Hello to you too" reply slipped on his angry voice.

"I told you it would be a film only during a single vacation. Everything here, "

want to forget that he spent some 'quality time with Dan Humphrey, forgetting that it was especially nice, and now make this clear - clarifying that she has not counted none - is a moment of great satisfaction. It feels as if he were breaking a pair of Italian shoes the dreams of a stupid kid. It feels very Blair Waldorf.

He crosses his eyes indifferent repeating "I'm here to see Serena

" Oh "of course is here to see Serena, Blair thinks resentfully. But do not infuse it's like he really wanted it to be there for her, and if he thinks it is more of an idiot than it has ever accused of being.

"Well, you're not here to see you" replies trying to pick up the pace of their usual squabbles, to say the least uncertain results "shocking"

When informed him that Chuck is out with machine-something he is not at all disturbed.

"I will wait until does not arrive. He knows that I have an interview with the two "then looks at the blackboard behind him," You know powerful woman is not really a career, right? "

" E Serena Van der Woodsen even ten U.S. dollars, but say that you'll lose the interview to expect. Yet. "Why is the same old story. Serena and her blond charm pull the strings and the puppet Dan moves accordingly. Serena slams her eyelashes and gold rushes him. Serena breaks a nail and he is there at his bedside.

an appointment Serena and Dan is there, waiting patiently for her to pit.

"Ten dollars says that whatever you're concocting bizarre plan will ultimately explodes in your face, as usual," he replies.

"The idleness is sitting on" the information in an elegant way to oust him.

"There have already been there, sister" replies.

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"Dan is still here?"

"No , he left twenty minutes ago. Where were you? "Replied closing his coat.

Serena tells her how you feel guilty, and tells his progress and I honestly could not care less because he has a career to start, powerful enough to undermine a woman, a social position to be filled and Dan waited in quasiun'ora empty.

Her look is more than enough to communicate his disapproval tired. Serena insists.

"I do not know him, was a good man before this happened"

"They're all good men first that something happens, S." reply, because it is obvious and it is ridiculous that it should also remember "and some of them are good no matter how they are treated as "the is reproaching his behavior before he could be persuaded to stay out of this, but it has enough to see her treating Dan like a spare tire. Because he does not deserve it. And sometimes he thinks that Serena does not deserve him.

"I Dan hated it "and there is a subtle accusation in his voice.

"I hate" replica shocked that she may have doubts on the contrary, "very much, but" would feel less anxious to get to the point of the damn conversation if he had serious doubts about what she just said "whatever you see in him, it seems that he sees in you. So you'd like to focus on Ben, but maybe you're avoiding your future, do not fix your past "and while she is forced to cross Dan Humphrey, and achieve that its presence is not unpleasant as he would like to swear. And realize that he does not deserve the treatment that is giving Serena, and Serena does not deserve to think that Dan

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Blair watches as Serena prefers the matter of Ben Dan, leaving him alone in the middle of a boring party and she wants to be someone else. Someone who can go to him and ask him how he is, and tell him that he should not accept being treated this way. But she's Blair Waldorf and she does not mind at all Dan Humphrey.

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"I thought I saw you get out of here ten minutes ago" she says holding her purse.

"Well, in addition to everything else they can not find my coat" he says, as she dropped beside him on the couch. The smiles frustrated, while he is there with an outstretched arm on the head of the sofa behind her.

"Since you do not need a genius to realize that your car will be exploded in his face, you owe me ten U.S. dollars," he says, raising his arm and showing her open palm.

"Serena and I was disappointed twice now so I've got to twenty" retorts angrily before turning to the waiter who is going to boast to show your receipt and call & ldquo ; wardrobe! "

" What's wrong? "he asks, with a gentle expression in his eyes and sympathetically" It is not for the coat "

There is space between them but for a when it felt so close that you feel threatened and angry about this.

"Sorry, we're friends?" Application poisonous.

"Of course not," he said withdrawing the arm to turn the body in another direction. It seems almost amused by his instinctive defensive reaction and when they bring the coat is clearly about to go away, so it has nothing else to say to force him to stay but "I've had," begins, drawing his attention "a horrible fight with my mother," he admits lowering his face "I tried to be Indra Nooyi, and although I admit that this choice may have been a bit 'random, the other was to be like my mother and I did not want "

"Why not?" Question with a shrug, "To you care about fashion in the way that most people care about ... nothing. Sent the girls home from Constance crying because they had used the leggings as pants "and makes her feel proud of herself.

"Well, somebody had to do it" reply "E 'for a greater good. Just the same reason why you should accept my suggestion and put the tie in his pocket, immediately "and hopes that being aware of his goodness after this great test of interest in his welfare.

Dan handles the end of his tie, and after a sigh and a furtive glance toward heaven decreed, "You are an evil dictator of taste, Blair," and she understands that you know more than you would believe, and what would you mind a lot less than she would like "Why deny it just because it is what your mother?" asks, and suddenly she no longer feels threatened by this prospect "Anyway, this was my grandfather's tie"

Blair is desperate to say something kind and the only thing I can offer is "If only he had been buried with her"

Dan smiles and shakes his head.

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"You're a ... a ..."

"A dictator of taste" he says, and his mother is delighted with the definition and when he asked who had told you feel a heat in sensaizone answer "A friend of mine"

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Someone down the stairs and she raises her head from his fashion magazine that goes to see Dan on.

"I hope that your visits do not become a habit, Humphrey," he says, slipping easily into their usual bickering, but no real contempt behind the voice or words.

He raises his arm holding the coat in a calming gesture, "Do not worry, I do not think you'll see me around for a little '

"Come back home to Brooklyn?" she asks anxiously, because he is already heading for the door.

"No, really," responds with a weary sigh, pausing to explain "I was going to go and see Monsieur Hulot of the holidays ..." he says in a tone almost of demand like to ask if he knows he is talking about the film "At Walter Reed," added "to get me a bit 'on the morale," says the bent arm leaning against the marble column.

"I also like Tati" he says and raises his eyebrows trying to show sympathy to the conversation "Although I suppose if you're looking to improve your mood my coming to you might destroy your purpose" says in a tone of resignation, showing that the expression more helpless in the repertoire and I hope that is not so obvious that you are invited himself. It is hoped that tells you no. Why did you really want to go to the movies with him.

Dan smiles, according to the game "E ' molto divertente” ammette “Neanche tu potresti uccidere tanta comicità”

 

Lei lo guarda ad occhi stretti “Beh, insisto comunque che tu stia a due posti di distanza” dice riacquistando il suo solito tono altero e richiudendo le riviste per lasciarle sui cuscini del divano.

 

“Funziona per me. Così terrai le zampe lontane dai mie pop-corn” replica senza guardarla. Sanno entrambi che non sarà sufficiente.

"Wait while I change," he says and hands him over while he draws all the patience possible.

Blair turns to look at while waiting for the shoulders and giving up the stairs with little careful not to crease her dress.

in your room is alarmed by the realization they have nothing to wear.

"What I could put? "application itself to block the little voice in the depths of his thoughts asking What might like Dan?

TBC ...


Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Public Shower At The Swimming Pool

[Gossip Girl] Danstruck. (2/?)


Chapter Two.

Gaslit [4x10] / The Town [4x11]

could cry in his arms or despair with him, but maybe it's because Chuck seems to have everything under his control, as always, you can not find anything else to say except to thank him because he will inform on conditions Serena.

But as Chuck leaves the department Dan enters.

"Where is she? You okay? What happened? "Leaves no space between an application and another. E 'agitated and does not care that you see.

Blair listens to ask, you did not expect answers, and takes off his coat and feels disgusted but could not figure out if it's the smell of disinfectant hospital, the thought of Serena almost dies alone, or because he just really want someone to say that it is fashionable to lose control and cry.

"There 's been in overdose in some seedy motel in Queens alone." And the arm comes out of that damn coat sleeve, "Why not come from me? I mean, no matter how angry we are with each other, you know ... "looks at him because he may have an answer, and he fixed in a way that makes her feel embarrassed, naked, to the point that instinctively thinks he should get back her coat.

"I do not know what I'd do if something happens," he admits, lowering his eyes because he is vulnerable. E 'vulnerable in front of Dan, and do not know why it is saying to him. Maybe it will not use this thing against her, and do not think that is a loser if he feels afraid to admit that die .

"What they told the doctors?" He asks in a tone lower than the agitated that he had used before.

"Rufus and Lily are talking about" informing him holding the coat with both hands, and Dan has the face of someone who is swallowing a blade 12.

"What?"

Drugs in a sleazy motel? I do not seem to Serena "is full of confidence and disbelief.

"Sometimes I forget how much you are a new addition, Humphrey." Is almost tender, and maybe a bit 'of envy because she doubts there is someone in your life could not believe she is behind any wrongdoing or self-destructive action.

"You met a girl who came home to start over. I wish it were true but it seems ... Serena knew that I very much "and leaves him there in the waiting room, because if he remains with him who knows what other things could come out of the mouth or eyes.

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Dan believes in Serena, I do not have to force it to make a choice that does not want to do. Lock her up for his own good to see her fight against his rehabilitation.

Blair does not want to leave the possibility of making the wrong choice. Do not want to leave the possibility of taking his own life groped.

If he did not speak out of pure love not heard a single word that comes out of his mouth, and expect him to leave them alone worrying about his best friend, but he is a part, out of fashion, their strange entourage He loves to Serena in the most disinterested in which he was never loved one of them, having grown up on the Upper East Side only the best. So even if the listener does not agree, because your opinion counts for something.

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"Vanessa?"

Blair is behind the open door and leans forward to see Dan who is with the head turned toward her. The lights that come on are reflected in the soft caress of a reddish blue.

"Oh, Blair turns clasping his hands in hands, close the door and looking forward to a couple of steps.

"I owe you an apology," he says seriously, and is the first time that you apologize for something that is not cruel and calculated that he spent hours planning, but only because he has heeded "Juliet may be just around the overdose Serena and I'm not going to let it go without a vengeance" holds the mask in one hand like a gauntlet to run their common enemy, "I need your help to find her and get her a confession "

"I'm the last person to want to help you?" He asks, because despite what you usually like to think, Dan is not so stupid.

"You want good to Serena, is not it?" Did not need to hear to know why Dan was never ashamed of his feelings. He never had to bet on, hide, dressed in forbidden games, or use them as bargaining chips.

"So we have something in common. How about that bitch to find and repay her with a little 'of justice? "

Dan smiles at her as if she were seeing in color and three-dimensional revenge that is consumed in his head . Maybe it's not always agree with his methods or his motives, but there are some times when the machinations of Blair were raised to new art form, sometimes where its operations are dictated by driving at least acceptable, although not appreciable, and this is one of those rare occasions.

Blair feels Dan tune its frequency, and for a brief moment I have a head in the other. The feeling is electric, sexy - whatever that may be relevant to Dan Humphrey - and he is showing a great deal of security in the first time he assisted in his plots with the air of a virgin trembling with anxiety and frightened of his own excitement. It turned out that the virgin had the hidden potential, and she is now curious to see if he has given too much credit.

They walk side by side with their coffee in the cold talking to any weekday morning and it is good that you're not looking because it has already mentally noted the horrible way you dress. She's wearing a double breasted jacket that threatens to explode when inspire a bit 'deeper than necessary, and Blair is very doubtful whether covered under that jacket because it can see the lines of the chest under the fabric and the mental picture is disturbing.

summarize the misdeeds of others and organize a worthy counter-argument is a tranquilizer that will provide an adequate distraction.

Their team works well.

He opens the door of the institution, she avoids be locked up himself.


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Blair's relief - and some 'disappointment, but could not admit it even on his deathbed - Dan has a shirt underneath the jacket.

He follows up in the bedroom while discussing the nothing of anything at their disposal to implement their revenge. She slides her hands into the pockets of jaens and shows very good in this plan and illuderla inept imitation of regional accents, until it begins to make a serious commitment by offering the option number three.

"Or ... is there anyone who seems to know everything about everyone"

"Apart from me, who?" Asks she almost hurt to have a competitor in the difficult world of the evil professional.

Dan's eyes point to the laptop screen next to her "Gossip Girl?" Asks shocked "She is a board for the sessions funny! You can not ask Where is Juliet? and expect that we address in the right direction! "

" Maybe he can do it! "Insists" Think about it: you and Serena are its people. Not Juliet, and Serena could be hurt. Plus I think it's furious because he sent false photos of "his argument begins to seem logical, and he in his bedroom starts to look perfectly logical. Enough to seem natural that he surf the net with his laptop while you browse the magazine standing barefoot on the bed.

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you spend time complaining about his leadership, his car, his musical taste, his love life, his inactivity as a writer and many other things. He replies, then silent. Then silent again, then replies again.

Eventually Serena is that stops them from reaching for the jugular and Juliet in the name of this new spirit of forgiveness - that Blair and Dan do not share but have to accept anyway - spend together on Thanksgiving.

The contribution of Chuck, Nate and Serena is to eat the results of fatigue dell'erculea Blair, forced to put his delicate hands on the seat of that poor turkey sacrificed himself for them to spend some time in peace.

Chuck kindly informs them of his upcoming plans for the day and of course - as Chuck - not to mention save of her sex toys with girls waiting for him.

innocently Serena asks Dan to accompany her on another trip, which will not affect any kind of sexual and she is shocked . prefers to think that what the downfall is that it is demonstrating its perseverance in bad taste rather than the fact that she loves snapping his fingers for the pure pleasure of seeing him run.
So Chuck is going, Nate it is following suit and she feels pathetic because Dan sees Serena and only going to consider going on a trip that much more pleasant than she had with her, so Chuck and Nate goes to the door so as not to remain mired in molasses all that those two are about to produce.

expects to find the kitchen empty instead we found Dan and his flannel shirt - for which has not yet been enacted a law that makes it illegal, but it should.

"What are you still doing here? You should be away to live your dream ?..." calls and the tone is poisonous even if she does not care absolutely nothing about what Dan Humphrey is with his person, his time and his horrific clothing "... endless day in a real car with Serena? "

Because there are only ever for Dan Serena, and it is frustrating, disgusting and painful, because Serena him for granted, and takes advantage of his good faith .

Sometimes she wonders how to have someone who loves you so. Who loves you and that's it. Someone who does not need to love and lies sex play every day.

"No, stay here," he says "So actually I live my nightmare, trapped in a city with only Wladorf Blair to talk," says opening his arms and pointing with both hands.

Blair tries to cling to name a few as the last lifeboat but does not work.

"Please do not keep digging in the list," he says, interrupting and lists his good intentions to keep busy during the holidays so as not to trip over her.

This would be a thought really kind of you if the idea of not only never run across the face a bit 'wrong. Not that he's anxious to spend some time there, or discuss with him, or take a stroll along the street expressed while she tries not to show his bare chest, but maybe it was not so bad then get a greeting. For pure education.

But in his list of things to do there is also a retrospective of French films, and she loves them . E 'Nate managed to drag a few times, which saw them only to please her, but she never found anyone who like it. So is shocked to learn that Dan Humphrey has his own tastes in moviegoer. The idea is almost suffocating, and suddenly had to put space between them is vital, because there is a serious risk of a relationship - a real one, not dictated from the common love for Serena, from revenge or small car.

trasbordante The city is not of interest to the French cinema, is' almost impossible not to meet, so are at an impasse.

"If you happen to meet in error, please do not sit with me acanthus" communicates

"Do not I think not " the calm, and seems irritated as it does not happen often, "Let's finish these dishes so you can go home, okay?"

"I wash, you dry," he says, throwing him the cloth, while he recrimination of the fact that she uses the shampoo to wash the glasses and she retorts by defending the honor of his technique and glasses for wine.

"Follow my orders, Humphrey, we're used to," says happy like a child looking like winning and he can not refrain from smiling.

not reply but expels some distinct sound when she accidentally splashing with water while washing the glasses. And completely silent when she splashes the water on purpose. It ceases to remain silent when she returns the favor and protest in a very shrill and turns to not see him laughing.

"I should have known that you could not be provided with good manners" reproaches him with a straight face, turning "E ' already so that you are equipped with opposable thumb, Humphrey! "accuses him and he rolls his eyes, turning and leaving the kitchen.

"And now where are you going?" She asks, raising his voice. It 's almost regretted having put on the path of recrimination because maybe a little, just a little , was enjoying himself and is now alone again, "Have at least the decency to say goodbye!" Expecting the sound of the cries door slamming, or just closes instead sees him back in the kitchen fitted with a white towel.

"Shut up a second" Dan the slips his hand behind his neck to hold it and the other the dries up your face, as if she were a child to care for and you feel as if they had taken the ground from under his feet. He has the smell of soap and skin, and now a bit 'of shampoo. He feels under threat from his care, by its proximity, its stomach cramps and who is now thankfully his flannel shirt offers valuable support to hold onto.

long are not both aware of the situation, so intimate and gruesome they step back at the same time.

Here we are again

I feel the chamicals kickin 'in

It's getting heavy

and I want to run and hide

"We're done, I think," he says pointing to the kitchen.

"Absolutely," confirms she passed on. She is going to say I'll see , but if he had thought, foolishly, that she wants see it? Absurd, no? Because she does not want to see it. And 'some of this, never mind.

Absolutely, absolutely certain than ever, on any occasion, for any reason, want to stay close to Dan Humphrey and his smell.

I want to run and hide

I Do It Every Time

You & rsquo ; re killing me now

And I will not be denied by you

The animal inside of you

TBC ...



Around O How Long Does Cervix Stay High

[Gossip Girl] Danstruck (1/?)


Title: Danstruck.

Author: Swamy

Fandom: Gossip Girl

Pairing: Dan / Blair

Genre: introspective, romantic

Summary: Blair has always assumed that if a male human being on earth with whom they could never have anything remotely resembling any kind of interpersonal relationship that is worthy of the name Dan Humphrey, and that's why you have not noticed what was happening. Analysis of the growing relationship between Dan and Blair through a few episodes, and other times ...

Note: This is fan fiction dedicated to Rowan, the tile that hosts and formed on January 26, 2011 and its subliminal messages is not retroactive.

The Unblairable Lightnness of Being. [3x18]

E 'irritated from the chatter, saddened the absurd amount of foreign which is surrounded, disgusted by the food, impressed by the shade of pink salmon choice for tablecloths. And Dan asks if it goes well.

Blair does not need Dan Humphrey, and is able to demonstrate much more tasteful than it should have a human being going to tell the sad story of his life to a resident of Brooklyn, usually. But Blair is the exasperation and then no, he can not show more good taste of what it must have a human being going to tell the sad story of his life to a resident of Brooklyn, and no, not well at all. And tell him.

He has a bucket with ice and an expression of interest in what she has to say.

Despite believe - quoting him - horrible, depraved, soulless when he begins to try to unravel one of its grievances and its fully rigged Asked if pout Chuck has made her something. The demand in the tone of the cavalier servant ready to punch her. There is a subtle tension in his shoulders now. If the idea was not ridiculous Blair suddenly think that Dan has really beautiful shoulders.

She explains that she is able to explain to him who goes around measuring the height of moral people, then notes on a pad, and he comforts her as he can console a person who would die rather than admit that they can find a bit 'of relief in his words.

"You're absolutely right," admits Blair, basking in its assurances for a while - even unfounded if anyone should know this can always blame the alcohol "Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. Who else could love me after what I've become? "

Blair is raised, and for a moment only is terrified by the implications of all this. Terrified to feel the chill in the bones, because then that's what awaits life. But she is not a desperate housewife, a student or employed to the outskirts of French fries in McDonald's kitchens. She is Blair Waldorf - and this means that manipulate and betray and sell off part of her, and have someone you can trust blindly is absolutely unnecessary, boring and useless because she does not need things like that trivial. Those are for the weak and those who have ordinary dreams, walking, like a marriage that lasts forever, a daughter to accompany the dance class and a mountain home for the Christmas holidays. They are Chuck and Blair - have cocktail parties, adopted children color because mixed families are fashionable and the bikini is absolutely essential, and some loving here and there occasionally to revive the passion. That at least is the meaning of his name from Chuck, and she had always enjoyed, he thinks, so why should things change now?

"Thank you for helping me realizing it," she thanked him with more education than he ever could have used - considering that this is Dan Humphrey - but he looks like if it does not add up. Do you think that the accounts might never come back if not now stop this destabilizing conversation so unbearably sincere, and from the shoulders.

"Your ice is melting Humphrey"

Blair has not really realized, but also its ice is melting.

#

Chuck is at the bar with a blonde. He looks across while holding his elbow propped on the shelf and does what he always does: Chuck.

Blair already knows how much time will be granted first to get into a limousine with the blonde, but has no idea if he has the decency to wait to get to his apartment or will make a road test. Besides, Chuck Bass do not buy sight unseen. And the idea that the revolt the stomach while he is at the center of the dance floor, with her blush-colored dress and feel pathetic and terribly alone.

He takes the gray of the full Dan at his side and rolls his eyes at him, thinking that now has really hit rock bottom. Try to make use of his experience of consummate liar to display a stoic expression and indifferent, but he is watching. Dan looks at Chuck and then he places himself by covering the view. Blair would not say out loud but never is grateful that the savings the vision that was self-inflicted to a first and second target that you are putting all his deepest dissatisfaction. If nothing else, Dan has always been a good target.

"Just to clarify," he says, and she looks as if the poor naive had no idea what awaits him, "I think you deserve to be with someone who makes me happy "

" Well, coming from someone who goes out with Vanessa Abrams means very little to me " reassured by the poison can still spit with so much class, and he laughs. Watching Blair thinks that perhaps it is also an honor to know a lot of cash with class.

"That said, thanks to Humphrey" did not create enough energy to worry about the frightening number of times that this word, directed to him, is coming off (at all times worse, all those who had given great pains to avoid, where everyone has always found him), but the fact is that she is horrible, depraved, soulless, and he thinks you deserve someone who makes her happy and patiently listens to the sentencing about his private life, belittling her good judge and his wardrobe, so maybe not so terrible to have in front of Dan Humphrey, and those who have hair a serious need of a resized. And Chuck is Chuck and always will be tomorrow, so tonight can stop worrying about him and his blond and his means of transport.

"Want to dance?" He asks with an air of one who is convinced of what he is asking, not being anything more or anything less than what it is only an invitation to dance, and offers his left hand showing the palm.

"guess" would laugh at the absurd vision of his hand that takes one of Dan is heard a little girl saved from doing upholstery at the school dance, but supposedly there are things much worse in life.

They are six feet and she feels ready to let go of all thoughts away, to dance with my eyes closed knowing that we have in front of Dan Humphrey and so if for some brief moment of grace in his movements had lost there was someone worse than to look at and to draw direct relief, but the music changes becoming horribly slow.

I can see, see you there

Hanging weightless in the air

Wind and sunlight in your hair

And I can see you, I can see you there

So it is almost certain to say that no, there are worse things in life.

He remains firm, extends his arms just pointing out that should be close. He tightened his lips, her hands open as if trying not to startle you with sudden movements, and in another moment she would feel almost annoyed by this situation.

Blair could decide now, right now, complaining of a cramp or just turn around and leave. It 'sure, with that face, is used to the girls who give up and publicly humiliate him, but what harm can infuse them a dance?

Dan is harmless, for which she is accustomed to the Machiavellian charm of young, rich, promiscuous heiress. E 'dress decently. Smells good. Not the kind of good Chuck, the $ 300 a bottle with a distant aroma of Cuban cigars. The kind of good to soap and skin, and does not care to understand what kind of soap to know if you get closer could better distinguish the smell, it might make her feel better. Something inside her is not rational to believe it.

Olive skin, your secret smile

Can trade again a secret island in your mind

Lost forever, lost before your time

who's to say? Who is to know the truth?

Who is there nothing left When They say you can save?

For her - daughter of exclusive parties, the rules of cotillons , who wanted to debut in society before they even learn to distinguish the serving fork from the dessert - this is a completely new experience.

It almost feels clumsy and mentally count the steps as far as Dan One, two - So few? He believed the distance was greater, but apparently not, because Dan puts his arm around and takes her hand and she feels the warmth of her body through the fabric of the clothes. Spend an entire second look at the knot of his tie until the illusion that is slightly wrong. It is not wrong, and - for heaven's sake! - she does not fear the eyes of Dan Humphrey, and then rolls his eyes.

THEY SAID Nothing can save you

Broken glass, bleeding Wrists

A second chance for a simple kiss

I Waited for you at the edge

Such Could you take a risk?

Dan looks at her, and it seems uncertain whether to laugh or not. Maybe he thinks that the slightest wrong move could blow it. I think too. Although all she did not understand what it is.

Blair feels good, and decides that he can remove the embarrassment this time. first smiles and then turns her eyes.

On your knees, on your back

Who'd you call When things got bad

Did They answer? Did They ask?

Cause I would answer, I would tell you this

It 's almost surprised by the fact found that the pace, and do not clash against each other. Nothing caught fire (I think), the walls do not collapse (I think), no scandal or a miracle. Even if you think that that what should happen at all. E ' a miracle or a scandal that they are so close because there was a reason than they have ever been. But when it does not really want to remember what it is. Maybe not even ever been important.

who's to say? Who is to know the truth?

Who is there nothing left When They say you can save?

who's to say who's to blame?

Who will you give to yourself?

Cause nobody wants more Than I want you

He smells good and she feels better .


TBC ...

Song: Weightless - Black Lab


Friday, January 21, 2011

How Much Closet Rod Do You Need

[The Vampire Diaries] He should have seen it coming. (2/?)


He had several hobbies over the centuries, one of which was not significantly rescue maidens in distress.

Normally, out of a bar where he had drowned the sorrow that his girlfriend would have preferred the book of algebra because the next day was a test, would not have wasted even a shrug for anyone who was running at breakneck speed in her direction. But before focusing his sight on her, or bother to sniff the air, or refine your ears to hear a lament intercepted his heartbeat and what he called curiosity forced him to stay where he was.

He raised his hands by stopping his run with a "Hey, hey" and she stopped breathing with difficulty.

"At the risk of regret show, albeit vague, almost insignificant, interest in your sentence the person, not to mention irritating, and your young life, I am tempted to ask for cos & rsquo it is that puts you in such a hurry "

She looked almost angry - he concludes that if it were due to more pressing issues that demanded all his irritability, and they were offended - and seemed to decide very quickly what to do because he only said, "You must help me,"

"Try again, you'll be luckier next time" he was bored and had nothing to do, but Judge Bonnie Bennet had care to refuse his services as many times I could not pass the opportunity to beg him to leave.

"Damon" almost growled in pronouncing his name, looking as if he could burn him alive. Well, actually, probably could have.

"Bonnie" the imitated, dedicating an amused grin.

"This is Jeremy"

Jeremy was the brother of Helen and then this thing, whatever it was, he was concerned. But Jeremy was the first infant who was brought to court a witch who roasts the brain every other week, and he was always to judge and to walk half bent under the weight of justice and goodness of ' humanity that was loaded on its own initiative looking over his shoulder as if it was obvious that he did the same. Jeremy was an aspirant to the male Lolita, Lady Chatterley's lover.

"What have I to do with Lover Boy?" Was Lover Boy. The find so many nicknames that it was difficult even to him to keep up with his brilliant irony.

"I think he gets into trouble"

"We've all been there," he said by shrugging, "Well, certainly Stefan There is no past. Just some cold pack, "he said still putting a hand on his shoulder, feeling the shoulders flushed after the race and the blood flowing more rapidly beneath the surface of his skin "Do not worry, it's not true that you become blind"

"Boy, Damon "she cried exasperated" I need you! "

Those four words were clearly been said in the heat of the moment, under pressure from a lot of stress and an obvious desperation, but had been spoken. So clearly than trying of rimangiarsele now have only the effect to give more meaning to what they had, so Bonnie could only stare as the words reached the press on the brain as cerebral arteries, which she so often tortured. Perhaps it would have preferred them to him rather than splashed still feel the urge to accept help, just for a stupid sentence of no importance.

Yet Damon knew the need . He had a definite shape, texture heavy, expanded as lactic acid in muscles and him who was a slave, none had ever been. Just four words sent to hell by his loving indifference.

"Okay. Let's say I have a little 'time to kill, "he said with a wry smile, staring seriously.

#

"Not that I needed your help ..." said attracting the resigned smile of his brother, "Why hell took you so long? "

"I tried not to take away the fame and glory" retorted Stefan.

"kind of you," Damon replied, "And I thought you wanted there was more than expected to withdraw them that fucks you up the ass," said the other by lifting the corners of his mouth to taunt him.

Stefan, of course, not offenses he felt the need to clarify his manhood. He was mature - Damon thought he was too boring for a role with his physical one would ever adapt. Stefan was morally above with respect to him, but he preferred to stay on in other circumstances.

Damon turned his face, finding the unconscious body of Bonnie, and we came up ignoring Jeremy, because his brother was closer, and also because it would the air more heroic bearing in her arms a beautiful girl than a teenage boy - he told himself.

Swing me thse Sorrows
delusion for a while and try
it's Such A Beautiful Lie

She probably had some bruises and some scratches, but breathing. If he had deigned to open his eyes he could tell if something had broken, but he insisted to keep his eyelids closed.

So calm and quiet in his hands that rose from the ground did not seem even the same.

Witch? "He called her plan, but without her eyelids trembled just opened his eyes.

Well, would not have worried. Certainly did not look like a dying woman. It was warm and his heart was strong enough to hear echoes in his own flesh. He could be generous and let it enjoyed its beauty sleep.

You've got to lose inhibitions
Romance
your ego for a while Come on, give it a try

went down the stairs that led him downstairs in the sitting room adjacent to the entrance and Jeremy found himself lying on a sofa, still unconscious. Elena and her brother clinging to thank him and crying, apparently without knowing how to decide which of two things to focus on. He embraced with her eyes closed as if he could stop the time in his head but had to feel his eyes on him because he opened his eyes suddenly and tried to withdraw himself from the girl kindly.

idiot - he thought Damon - in your place I would have the opportunity to turn the knife. But Stefan was not like him, and how stupid it was when he called him brother there was no irony in his voice. He hated everything that had honor and sentimentality, makes it difficult to carry out conscientiously the main activity: hate him and make his life a living hell.

Suddendly my eyes are open
Everything comes into focus, oh

"What-" irregular breathing Bonnie struck him on the cheek as she fidgeted slightly in his arms "-Jeremy"

"He's fine," Damon said, annoyed, rolling his eyes to look at .

"Damon, I warn you-"

Oh, stop. How much thought he must have patience? Saint Stefan had enough for both because he had never had the need to worry about. Certainly did not intend to start now.

We are all illuminated
On Our Lights are shining faces

"Witch" interrupted abruptly "With the magic of that little show you put on before you are even able to stand up so you will not threaten me. You could not even fry an egg at this time, let alone my brain. "He said, raising an ironic smile, while Elena - referred to by their debate - is suddenly reminded of his brother lying on the couch," If do not want to slip off the arms from under your delicious little body and make you crash on this beautiful marble floor I suggest you work together, "he said seriously, looking irritated that she knew" Now: would you be kind enough to put her arms based around his neck, "he asked looking into her eyes, and she, slowly, he did.

"Well, the film is more romantic and at this point starts a love song but I will settle," said so softly that she was the only to hear clearly.

"Damon?" With his arms around his neck and his face was almost pressed into the crook of her neck so that the vampire did not have to pronounce his name as more than a sigh, because he clearly felt.

"Yes?" Asked, confused by his gentle tone, focusing on his regular breathing against his ear.

"Thank You"

blinding

#

Damon turned his eyes watching his brother into the living room with her slow and measured, and swallowed what was left in his glass, now pouring another scotch.

"Do you think this is the time to go sir?" asked by imitating a patronizing tone.

Stefan smiled but ignored him and went to sit in front of the fireplace. Damon came up to him handing him a glass of scotch and sat at the other end of the couch.

"Celebrating something?" He asked while looking sideways at his brother's eyes closely followed the tongues of fire that enveloped the wood.

"Oh, You know, my wonderful love life, "he said casually, shrugging his shoulders, while Stefan shook his head with a resigned expression, and perhaps amused" The fact that between us both I and the family who inherited all the beauty. " looked angelic "The usual. And you? "

" You know what I inherited, "he asked sniffing his scotch," A brother ineffable modesty and ability to appreciate to know, "said sarcastic closer to its glass the other's.

Damon put on show pulled a smile before replying, "No, I mean how's your love life"

"What I have this concern? "said Stefan confused.

's brother put his hand on the chest mimicking a non-existent affliction "Oh, you hurt me" she exclaimed "I'm looking for to create a moment of fraternal intimacy here. You know, to share our feelings, and maybe go out in the garden to cut a heart on a tree trunk with the words in the middle: D + S = BFF. "

Stefan stared arching an eyebrow, and objected "It 's a bit too gay thing"

"Yes," nodded Damon "Too much even for you," he admitted "Let's say I feel that an unmistakable Eau de sorciere " from what he understood as the witch was not subject to its young stud - well, pony . He could not say that the heart would break the idea of the conclusion of their history, so if you could define it, but wanted to know why, especially if the reason was his brother.

"You're asking me if I see Bonnie?" Said Stefan taking a sip of his drink.

"If you really want to remove all the creativity from my previous statement," smiled sarcastically admitting "Yes"

The other nodded, thinking it over. Damon's eyes turned angry, because we wanted to answer?

"You know, do those things that you like so much? Type browse daisies, look into his eyes, sighing as if you had a really deep breath ... "

"I had a vague idea that I was wondering just that," agreed his brother pretending innocence.

"And so what I say?" Urged the other.

"Good night, Damon," he said, getting up from the couch to go in his bedroom.

So take this night
wrap it around me like a sheet I know

I'm not forgiven But I need a place to sleep

"Not to ruin the party, but you're a vampire, and then do not sleep!" He said speaking as he would a child.

"Nor do I have liver problems," said Stefan turned to him, "But this does not stop you from trying to be me know about them," said attracting a grin of satisfaction.

"Oh, stop flattering" the shot with a hand gesture.

"Are you trying to find out if you can stop my fear of competition with Helen?"

" Ph ! & Rdquo , shook his head looking as if he had said something ridiculous "No criminal would thus be to make a mistake like that twice, without being able to cite at least a concussion," he commented, without being able to scratch the quiet facade of his brother.

"If you're convinced," replied the other with a shrug.

"I do not take away the" Damon pointed out, looking serious and threatening.

"No, I will," Stefan said, sounding almost wistful. Knowing that you can bet there was it would be foolhardy to make any move to avoid tearing something that made him happy. Years and years of guilt and whining do this to a man - and Damon to make things much easier, and sometimes much less fun. He was not so stupid. He would never quit anything for him. Absolutely, absolutely ever - it was said.


So take this night and I lie down on the street
I know I'm not forgiven But I hope I'll be
given
Some Peace



TBC ...

Note: The songs in this chapter are "Illuminated" of Hurts and "This Night" by Black Lab